Melvin Wedge and The Skid Kids

by Vir McCoy

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Mucus Boy 02:49
Mucus Boy had Snot Mucus Boy had quite a lot There is too much dust and dander Too much goose and gander Too many dust mites in his bed Too much mucus in his head Theres no more kleenex to be found theres too much mucus all around theres sludge in his head The FDA recommended four glasses of milk a day but it didnt turn out quite right he had snot at night AAACHOOOO! He cried as he laid down with dust inside whats a poor boy to do? but lay down in his own stew. "I do say the boy needs a doctor!" He cough at night, he wasnt feeling right he'd moan occasionally at night Oh mucus boy.... Theres plastic on his pillows, and he dreams of armadillos With stuffy snouts and allergic bouts Theres too much mucus in his head He's looking rather puffy and Oh so stuffy Hes got a lot of snot, hes got a lot of snot AAAACHHOOOO!!!!
Poor Willy 01:03
This is the story of willy poor mr. willy He was about the age of three and couldnt hold his pee he dreamed an awfull dream he dreamed he had to pee hed spout and spout and spout he had to let it out his mum would find him wet and ask "Willy did you let? Poor Willy!
Caca Peepee Poopoo DooDoo Everyday, Everyday
I gotta Peepee peepee peepee, peepee right now please pull over gonna peepee in my pants please pull over, Im doing the peepee Dance!
We were ridin our bigwheels through the Venice canals Pullin wedgies when we met little AL We rode to the beach jumpin Drunks on the way Poppin wheelies and drinkin slurpies all day! Were Melvin and Chuckie and Joey and Davy and little Al Melvin Wedge And The Skid Kids! Meet down at Joeys to head to the scene Davy pulled up on his Green Machine Racin the boardwalk and ridin the waves Look out here comes Harry Parry on his rollerblades! CHORUS Back on our bigwheels we hit a big hill Thats when Al pulled the skid that made us feel ill On the way home somethin smelled like funk "Allison come here lets change those trunks!" Melvin Wedge and The Skid Kids!


A collection of bad kids tracks both new and over the years


released March 15, 2008

Vir McCoy and John Schroeder




Vir McCoy

Vir McCoy has created music in many different genres including World Fusion, Rock, Electronica, Childrens, New Age Comedy, Soundtracks and Devotional Music. He has played and recorded on many albums such as groups like the Mickey Hart Band and Beats Antique. Vir co-founded the group Hamsa Lila who's album reached #2 on the CMJ world music charts. Vir was born in Venice Beach, Los Angeles, Ca. ... more

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